From: "A.Bird" <email-address-supplied>
To: Gower.PissHeads@bishopston.com
Date: June 1997
Subject: Comment on your Gower Inn photos

Dear pissheads,

Wow! what a truly fantastic looking place. And such sexy blokes too!
My favourite is the moody one in the blue shirt.
Any chance of you arranging for me to shag him?
Make no mistake - I'll be 'down the Gower' every Friday night from now
on!
Mine's a black current Hooch with a vodka Martini chaser!!!

A. Bird.
    

Dear Ms Bird,

Thank-you for your feedback. Yes, it is a truly fantastic place - the
envy of many townies. Please remember to call back at our page, as
there are lots and lots of new goodies, and soon, there will be a
graffiti board for you to write comments on, and a screensaver for
your PC!

As to the moody one with the blue shirt, yes, you are right... He's
quite a catch, isn't he ? Unfortunately, he already has a large queue
of girls waiting to date him, but still, I might be able to arrange
a shag for you, - with our compliments.

See you 'down the Gower'

Yours drunkenly,
                 PissHeads